January 2010
txtsfrmlstnght:
(419): her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
easily my life.
(314): I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
“If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt. If you never get hurt, you...”
– Penny Lane, Almost Famous
(208): U sang “shots, shots, shots” then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin “SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!”
Locks, rocks, pops, lox, shocks, cocks, tops, frocks, smocks
(845): the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there’s nobody who can tell you what you did
txtsfrmlstnght:
(541): I’m stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter…. I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I wake up in the morning after a night of restless sleep to a nightmare that won’t end.
